The lighter side to life – Chuckle and Smile




Sitting in a ‘diner’ booth, the old  husband leans over and asks his old  wife, ‘Do you remember when we were newly married, and had sex in the park close-by over fifty years ago?

Yes, she says, ‘I remember it well.’

OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll to the same place in the park and we can do it for old time’s sake?’

Oh Tony, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see these two old-timers having sex.
I’ll just keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the park and make their way to the fence.They lean against the fence and suddenly they have the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing; I’ve got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them,’ Excuse me, but that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,



“Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.


Proverbs 18v22 ESV

He who finds a wife finds a good thing and obtains favor from the Lord.
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