The Congressman and the Little Female
Our lives are so ‘involved’ that we tend to forget about living, laughter and the simple things .
On a whole, we sometimes forget that not everything revolves around .. religion, politics, starvation and all those serious issues.
So, here’s something ‘a little naughty, probably perceived as rude to some – but it’s intention is to remind us that there is a lighter side to life!
A congressman was seated next to a young female on an aeroplane.
Do you want to talk, said the congressman. “Flights tend to go a lot faster if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The young female had been quietly reading her book and said, “what do you want to talk about?”
“How about global warming, universal health care, or stimulus packages?” said the congressman with a ‘smug smile’.
“Okay, she said, but let me ask you a question first?
A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff called grass, right? Yet the deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flatty patty, and a horse produces clumps…. Why do you suppose that happens?”
The congressman was visibly surprised by this young ladies’ intelligence and said, “Hmmmm, I have no idea”.
The young female said, “Well, in that case, do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming, universal health care or the economy, when you don’t know s…….t”?
She then looked at his face, turned her head, and continued reading her book 🙂